The optimist think the glass is half full The pessimist think the glass is half empty The feminist think the glass is raping them
My wife is a optimist our first night together she handed me a magnum xl condom. I didn’t know what to do so I made her a balloon animal 🎈 🦒
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle Optimistic
Whats the most optimistic blood type... B+ What deisse causes wrinkled clothes... an iron deficiency
The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.
