What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
What's the most optimistic blood type? B+.
What disease causes wrinkled clothes? An iron deficiency.
The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.
An optimist says, "the glass is half full." A pessimist says, "the glass if half empty." A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air." Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water."