What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic
The optimist think the glass is half full The pessimist think the glass is half empty The feminist think the glass is raping them
Whats the most optimistic blood type... B+ What deisse causes wrinkled clothes... an iron deficiency
The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.
An optimist says, "the glass is half full." A pessimist says, "the glass if half empty." A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air." Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water."
My wife is a optimist our first night together she handed me a magnum xl condom. I didn’t know what to do so I made her a balloon animal 🎈 🦒
