Feather jokes
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?
Spit out the feathers.
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."
What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
Indian? Did or feather?
What hit the ground first, the feather or the depressed kid?
The feather, the rope was stopping the kid.
One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out.
"I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂
What's red, six inches long, and made my girlfriend cry when I fed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
One day, a child walks along and asks, "Mother, why am I called Butterfly?"
The mother replies, "A butterfly landed on you as a baby."
A minute later, another child comes along and says, "Mother, why am I called Feather?"
The mother then replied, "Because a feather fell on your head when you were born."
Then Brick comes along and says, "Ahahhsdjsjskxs."
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
One day, a leaf asks Mom, "Mom, why am I named Leaf?"
Mom says, "Because when you were a baby, a leaf fell on your head."
The next day, Feather asks Mom, "Mommy, why am I named Feather?"
Mom says, "When you were a baby, a feather fell on your head."
The next day, Brick asks Mom, "Rhsisvrkanx!"
Mom says, "Shut up, Brick!"
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.
Mommy, why is my name Brick???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.
Mommy, why is my name Rose???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.
Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
Why is the bald eagle bald?
Because it has no hair.
It has feathers. LOL.
What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.
Why did the chicken go to the mall?
To get new feathers!