Favorite Food jokes
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
What was Jesus's favorite food?
Answer: Snails
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
What’s a cannibal's favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men).
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.
What's a skeleton's favorite food?
Spare ribs.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His shoulder.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His left shoulder.
What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?
Brockoli.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles.
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Crackers.
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His shoulder.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
What's Damo's favorite food?
Big slongs.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.