Father's jokes
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
Dads are boomerangs, I hope.
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.
He never sees his kids.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have a mother's or father's day.
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
Why are there only 363 days for orphans?
Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.
A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned year?
Because they don’t have a father's or Mother’s Day.