Fat

Fat Jokes

Momma

Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!

Fart

Why did he kill himself?

Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.

Mama

Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.

Mama

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

Fault

I got barred from Weight Watchers today.

It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.

Momma

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

Ugliness

You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!

Momma

Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.

Mom

Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!

Mom

Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?

Pringles

When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.