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while i was waiting for your mum to waddle past i missed a whole season on my tv show

you went to the bed store asking for a water bed they put a pillow and sheets on the ocean

What is the difference between Fat person and a Whole Pizza?

Well A Whole Pizza cannot eat a Fat person

yo mama so fat survivors of the titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink. but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

Last week I went on a whale watch.

After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house

Your mum is so fat when she reached for the remote and when she found it it was crushed