your so fat you lasted a whole year on the cross just of your fat
while i was waiting for your mum to waddle past i missed a whole season on my tv show
your mum so fat she broke the stairs down to the frigde
my doctor said i need to lose calories, so i got a piece of paper, wrote calories and lit it on fire.
you went to the bed store asking for a water bed they put a pillow and sheets on the ocean
Kid singing “abcd”
Person says “no no it’s obcd”
YO MAMA SO FAT AND OLD SHE IS THE REASON THE GREATDEPRESSION HAPPENED
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
What is the difference between Fat person and a Whole Pizza?
Well A Whole Pizza cannot eat a Fat person
Y mama so fat,Dora can't explore her
Yo mamma so fat when she tried to sit down the chair ran away
Yo mama so ugly she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed 😂
yo mama so fat survivors of the titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink. but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house
Yo mama so fat, that when she took a selfie, she needed 2 phones
Your mum is so fat when she reached for the remote and when she found it it was crushed
We clap when we see you we clap our hands over our eyes
Your mum is so fat all her relationships are long distanced
Your mum is so fat when I see her I get depressed
Her:"Land of the free" Me:*fat Her: What do you mean? Me: Its not fat free
