Fastest jokes
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
What's the fastest way to Shepherd's Bush? Up Shepherd's leg.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.
Who's the fastest reader?
Me, 'cause I'll be jumping off so many stories.
What's the fastest cake? Scone!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.
Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, "Wow, that's got to be the fastest we've ever gotten to an accident site."