Rapboat sez he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at mcdonalds
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald’s drive-thru
Thomas Bulgin loves McDonald's dollars, A man of simple tastes, he hollers, With every visit, his heart does flutter, For golden arches, a fast food lover.
Those crispy fries, so perfectly fried, And burgers stacked, oh so high, The smell of grease, it fills the air, Thomas Bulgin, he'll always be there.
A dollar menu, his saving grace, A feast for him, a smile on his face, He counts his coins, with eager eyes, To savor each bite, a little prize.
In this world of fast-paced lives, Thomas Bulgin, he surely thrives, For in those golden arches, he finds, A moment of joy, that forever binds.
He cares not for gourmet cuisine, Nor fancy plates, fit for a queen, For in his heart, a simple truth, McDonald's dollars, his fountain of youth.
So let him eat, and let him feast, Thomas Bulgin, the fast food beast, For in those golden arches, he's found, A taste of happiness, unbound.
Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed so I went to KFC instead, their monkey enclosure is better anyway
Person 1 " I love KFC" Person 2 "yeah, me too!" Person 1 " How many have you gotten?" Person 2 " How am I supposed too remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?" Person 1 " Chicken? What chicken, what do you think KFC stands for?" Person 2 "? Kentucky Fried Chicken?" Person 1 " What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children." Person 2 " BLOODY WHATT??"
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
What's a cheetahs favorite food Fast food!!
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway Sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since tuna sub put together makes tunasub and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse (busanut)!
if you want kfc poor water on a poor person outside our resterant and film it
what do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
dine and dash
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick Fil-A?
a lot of things
What does white castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
Do you work at subway because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong
Kfc proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids.😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer
why did kfc take orphan bbecause kids fatanig center
buy kfc= 1 more orphan in our fryers
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THATS 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH
I got a call from MacDonald's they want there sign back.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell? Explosion
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period? One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
