Farm jokes
Two cows were hiding.
One said: "Moooo."
The other one said: "Shut up! We're hiding!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What did the cow say to the sheep?
“Moo!”
What did the sheep say to the cow?
“That was a bad joke!”
Never trust a donkey; they are always full of shit.
What is a cow's favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting Co- MOO!
Always practice safe sex: paint an X on the sheep that kick.
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. 🐄🙌
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
What did the cow say every morning?
Good moorning!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
A cow is at his friend's house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?
On the COWch (couch).
What's the difference between a cow and a pig?
One is a pig.
Why did the goat have an abortion?
Because she already had too many kids!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Nobody, because chickens don't talk."