Farm jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go moo!
Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer.
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
There are 5 cows in a field. One of them is the mom, the rest are kids. One of the kids walked up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Daisy?" and then a daisy fell on her head.
The second cow came up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Rose?" and then a rose fell on her head. Then the 3rd cow said, "Why am I named Violet?" then a violet fell on her head. Then the 4th cow walked up and said, "Merrrbere." Then the mom said, "Shutup, cinder block!"
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off!
Where do cows stop to drink?
The Milky Way!
Two cows were hiding.
One said: "Moooo."
The other one said: "Shut up! We're hiding!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What did the cow say to the sheep?
“Moo!”
What did the sheep say to the cow?
“That was a bad joke!”
Never trust a donkey; they are always full of shit.
What is a cow's favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting Co- MOO!
Always practice safe sex: paint an X on the sheep that kick.
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. 🐄🙌
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
What did the cow say every morning?
Good moorning!