Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
What do you call a cow with no toes?
Lac-toes intolerant.
What did the bee say to the other bee?
Moo.
Sheep want to wool the world :)
What do sheep hate?
Their enemies: goats!
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
What is a cow's favorite move? -- The sound of moooosic.
There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?
There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?
I say "cow poop," cows say "moonure."
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.
But hay! It's in my jeans!
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike?
The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it).
We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.
One day a cow ate a fish.
What came out the other side?
A dead fish.
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?
Son goat: No, what?
Dad goat: Goat meat.
Son goat: *Gasps*
Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.
I said “40.”
