Farm

Farm Jokes

What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?

A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.

There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?

There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?