Why did the man say chickens were lucky?
Because they get killed and eaten.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken next to him farted.
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! ๐๐ฅ
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
What do you call a cow with no toes?
Lac-toes intolerant.
Sheep want to wool the world :)
What do sheep hate?
Their enemies: goats!
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?
There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?