Farm

Farm Jokes

Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried to touch it that night, next day I went to court.

A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?

Yu.

Two windmills were standing in a wind farm. One asked, "What's your favorite type of music?" The other one replied... "I'm a big metal fan."

Whatโ€™s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?

A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.