Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
Two people are in a restaurant. Person #1 doesn’t order anything, and Person #2 orders a chili.
Person #1: “Aren’t you gonna eat your bowl of chili?”
Person #2: “No, you can have it.”
Person #1: “Ok, thanks...”
Person 1 starts eating his food only to find half of a dead rat! He vomits all of the food back into the bowl.
Person #2: “That’s about as far as I got too!”
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.
I'm gonna jump to my death.
Don't worry. I won't jump far.
Just off this chair here...
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Don't criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes.
Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.
Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
