Ur hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it and it goes so far back that you be looking like vegeta.
Your hairs line goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know wich Way to turn.
I’m gonna jump to my death. Don’t worry. I won’t jump far. Just off this chair here...
Yo Hairline so far back it goes back to Jesus on the cross
up into the sky so very far here comes Dr. Seuss ALLAHU AKBAR, at the ripe old age of 97 he committed 9/11
your hairlne so far back you look like frankenstein
Don't criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.
Are you the sun I can see from a mile away
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Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard it did not erase
Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.
Yo mamma's hairline so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it
Me Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Your hairline is so far back that green lantern became blue torch
Your hairline so far back that five hour energy became five day depression
Your hairline so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back
Your hairline so far back that you have for face to wash every day
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!
Someday you'll go far
Yo mama so far she makes the statue of freedom look like a 6inch action figure.
Three sons left home, went out into the world and each of them made a lot of money. During a reunion, they discussed the gifts they'd given to their elderly mum.
'I built a big house for our mum,' said the first.
'I sent her a Mercedes, with a chauffeur,' said the second.
And the third smiled and said, 'I think my gift was the best. You know how much mum enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know that her eyes aren't so good anymore? Well, I sent her a remarkable cockatoo that recites the entire Bible, both old and new testaments. It took a priest twelve years to teach him. That cockatoo is the only one in the world that can do it. All mum has to do is name the chapter and verse, and the cockatoo recites it.'
A few days later, mum sent out her thankyou letters. She wrote to the first son,
'The house you built is so enormous that I only live in one room. The trouble is, I have to clean the whole house.'
To the second son she said, 'I'm far too old to travel anymore. I stay at home most of the time, so I've hardly used the Mercedes. In any case, the driver is so rude.'
To the third son she wrote 'Dearest Freddie. You have the good sense to know what your mum likes. The chicken was delicious!'
