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TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.
Your hairline is so far back, Paw Patrol couldn't finish their mission.
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”
Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!