Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.

TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.

Your hairline is so far back, Paw Patrol couldn't finish their mission.

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  • A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.

    He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.

    He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

    Three years later there's a knock at the door.

    He opens it and sees the same snail.

    The snail says, "What was that all about?"

    Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.

    Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.

    One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”

    Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”

    Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.

    Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!