Your hairline so far back Even lebron James had a good laugh
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it
your hairline so far back that when i put on my glasses i thought i saw a M for Mcdonald's on your hairline
Your hairline so far back my dad eve took 48 hours to reach it
Why do orphans die young? The apple doesn't fall far from the tree
Your hairline so far back I rote a summary about it
U so ugly thats why me and your hairline go far back
Your hairline is so far back that the united states got a front row seat
Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.
The cold winter night, there was a cabin in the woods. The cabin housed 3 men. The men were gay but they did not know.
Fili: "Fili." Kili: "And Kili." Fili and Kili: "At your service." Kili: "You must be Mr. Baggins." Bilbo: "No! You can’t come in, you’ve come to the wrong house." Kili: "What?! Has it been canceled?" Fili: "No one told us." Bilbo: "Can...! No, nothing’s been canceled." Kili: "That’s a relief." Fili: "Careful with these, I just had them sharpened." Kili: "It’s nice, this place. Did you do it yourself?" Bilbo: "Uh...no, it’s been in the family for years. That’s my mother’s glory box, can you please not do that?" Dwalin: "Fili, Kili, come on, give us a hand." Kili: "Mr. Dwalin." Balin: "Let’s shove this in the hole, or otherwise we’ll never get everyone in." Bilbo: "Ev...everyone?! How many more are there? Oh, no! No, no. There’s nobody home! Go away, and bother somebody else! There’s far too many dwarves in my dining room as it is. If...if this is some blockhead’s idea of a joke, I can only say, it is in very poor taste!" One of the Dwarves: "Get off, you big lump!"
Then the men only had one seat they had in the cabin. It was a bar seat. they were able to flip it upside down and fit all of them on it.
I raped a disable child I think she's too far to repair now
My son came up to me and said “mom, where are your parents?” I stared in confusion i said “in a far place.” He asked “In and orphanage?”
Your hairline so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in-time before it grew
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth
Don’t criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.
Why do orphans like spiderman. Cause they realy in joy far from home and no way home. Damm was he mad about spiderman homecoming
Your hairline goes so far that even Gavin who looks like a monkey can’t see it!
yo hairline go so far back they got thier own fasion type
I can't tell whats farther the great wall of China or how far Paul Walker flew out his windshield
Two people are in a restaurant. Person #1 doesn’t order anything and person #2 orders a chili.
Person #1: Aren’t you gonna eat your bowl of chili?
Person #2: No you can have it.
Person #1: Ok, thanks...
Person 1 starts eating his food only to find half of a dead rat! He vomits all of the food back into the bowl.
Person #2: That’s about as far as I got too!
