If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
Fans Jokes
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
I called my dog 5 miles.
Today, I fawn over my miles.
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:
Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."
Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."
Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2)
To find his fans!
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
Once I went to a museum and overheard someone speaking to an employee for information.
"These are lying clocks, they tell how many lies a person tells."
"Oh, cool."
"This is Mother Teresa’s clock; the clock hasn’t moved because she never lied."
"Makes sense."
"This is Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands only moved twice, indicating he only lied twice."
"Where’s Trump’s clock?"
"Oh, we’re using it as a ceiling fan."
And then I burst out laughing 'cause it’s so true.
A fan gave another fan a blowjob.
Three men were going for a drive through the desert. An hour later, the car breaks down. They all take something from the car to keep themselves cool as they walk to the nearest gas station a few miles back.
One guy grabs a hand-held fan. Another guy grabs the jug of water. The last guy takes the car door off. About 15 minutes into walking, the other two are giving the one guy weird looks. Finally, one of them asks why he is taking the car door. The third guy just replies that whenever he gets hot he can just roll down the window.
Two Australians walk into a bar. They run into the ceiling fan immediately.
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans!"
