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Emo

Why are emo jokes so infamous?

They cut deep.

Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?

Turns out it was just a phase.

How many emos like anagrams?

Some.

What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?

Emold.

What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?

They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.

What do you call flat-chested emo?

A cutting board.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, let them cry in the dark.

Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?

It was the Happy Meal.

Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.

“Emo cake?” says the baker. ”What exactly is it?”

Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”

How do you pull an emo from a tree?

Cut the rope.

What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?

They’re both white and flavorless.

What do emo birds call their mouths?

Bleaks.

What do you call an obese emo teen?

An edgelord.

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What do you call a gang of emo kids?

Suicide Squad.

How are cats and emos different from one another?

The cat still has 8 other lives.

Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?

They are playing Fruit Ninja.

What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?

Sonic the Edgy hog.

Why would the emo swallow a clock?

So he could wake up inside.

Why are Emos still around?

Because the suffering never ends.

What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?

You encourage them.

What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?

A toaster.

What is the favorite game of an emo?

Hangman.

Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?

So it could cut itself.

A group of friends started an emo salsa band.

They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.

What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?

Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.

Memes

Spider

Sad but true

Two hands are shaking. On the left, the hand is labeled "Undertale fans" and is paired with a spider-like character, and the text "Being horny for a spider". On the right, the hand is labeled "Homestuck fans" and is paired with a character.

Dad

Sharpness V belt

A cartoon image of Squidward from Spongebob with wide eyes and mouth open. The text reads: "Minecraft fans when their dad whips out his sharpness V belt" and a comment reads: "I have a van enchanted with lure III".

Fan

The image shows a cartoon with a Palestinian flag at the top and the words 'FAN MEETING'. Below this, four simple cartoon figures are in a speech bubble saying: 'WELL, THIS IS AWKWARD'. The characters appear to represent different political ideologies. The characters from left to right: cat ear character, a communist, a Nazi, and a person with a Palestinian keffiyeh.

Owl

A two-panel image with the text "There's an owl outside your house waiting for you" at the top. The top panel shows a man looking excited, with the text 'Harry Potter fans' on the left. The bottom panel shows a man crying, with the text 'Duolingo users' on the left.

Heart

A photo shows a person lying in bed with their cat. They are holding a Nintendo Switch in front of the cat's face, displaying a video game. The lower part of the image contains text from a message board, including the lines: "Long term gf and I just broke up. This is the best way I know to mend a broken heart." And a comment with an image of Pepe the Frog saying: ">framed picture of a fucking fan, Why do Americans do weird shit like this?"

Photoshop

The text says "We love all of our fans, but please stop photoshopping pictures like this. Thanks". The image shows SpongeBob holding Patrick in a suggestive pose.

End

This won’t end well..

A cartoon character with a big, toothy grin is flying on a balloon over a city skyline with the two towers of the World Trade Center prominently visible.

Hollow Knight meme

Hollow Knight Meme

The image shows a cartoonish character from the game Hollow Knight with a sad expression and floating white circles around it, along with the text "When you're a big fan of Hollow Knight and never see anyone post Hollow Knight memes *Cries in Void"

Pokemon

cringe pokemon

A four panel comic showing Pikachu and Lucario arguing about who has more fans. Pikachu says, "Hey Lucario, did you know I have more fans than you? Shall we settle it then? OG for life." Lucario says, "Greetings Pikachu, you underestimate my fans. They will make sure I will prevail. Hmph yes, lets. Come to my aid fans and." At the bottom, both characters are shown with a like or a heart and shout "for me".

Lack

Brutha was caught lacking

A boy with dark hair is sitting at a school desk, holding a laptop. The laptop screen shows a website with rows of posters. The boy is looking sideways at the camera.

FNAF fan

name it

The image shows Freddy Fazbear's head in a dark setting, with part of the head in shadow. The text says, "Say one thing only FNAF fans will understand."

Fan

HK fans get only

A two-panel cartoon shows a yoga instructor and a student. The instructor is a tall, black-and-white, bug-like creature with long arms, sitting cross-legged on a colored mat. The student is a shorter, similar creature. A speech bubble above them reads "...and release all of the sounds that are trapped in your mind..." The second panel shows the student releasing loud, dark, chaotic energy.

House

The image shows three vertically stacked screenshots of Youtube videos featuring Deji. The first video is titled 'How To Break Into A House' with 1M views from 6 years ago, the second is titled 'Fans Broke Into My House' with 2.3M views from 2 years ago. The bottom panel shows the face of a laughing older man.

Fan

A screenshot of a post on a social media platform. The post compares being a Taylor Swift fan in 2024 to being Jewish in 1938. The post features a picture of Taylor Swift, looking somber, with the caption. Beneath the post, there is a disclaimer from readers pointing out that, unlike Jewish people in 1938, Taylor Swift fans do not face imprisonment or execution.

Infection

LOL only HK fans get it

A character with a white mask and a dark cloak is thinking. There is the text “just found out about the infection, dang that stuff sucks” on the image.

Owl

not my meme but I have an official license

A two-panel meme. The top panel shows the text "There's an owl outside your house waiting for you" at the top, and to the left, "Harry Potter fans". To the right of this text is a close-up image of a person with yellow sunglasses looking extremely excited and grinning. The bottom panel shows the text "Duolingo users" to the left, and to the right is a close-up image of a person (possibly the same person) crying with tears streaming down their face.

FNAF fan

Wahtdafack

The image shows a split screen. The upper part displays a video screen with "FIGHT" and "SPRINGTRAP KILLS PURPLE GUY! Compilation". The lower part shows a cat with a loading symbol on its head and the text "FNAF FANS:".

Flu

Chat is this real??

A tweet by Carti Fans with the handle @NeonCarti that says 'Playboi Carti predicted Covid-19'. The tweet includes a screenshot of text that reads 'In 2020 a flu-like disease that began in Wuhan, China (yuh) will cause a worldwide pandemic and shut down all major events for months (slatt) and cause major economic collapse (buh buh buh)'. Below it says 'PLAYBOI CARTI, "FOREIGN" GENIUS'. The picture features Playboi Carti with a peace sign.

Fan

Us Texas fans will miss you Bijan 🤘🤘🤘

The image shows Bijan Robinson, a football player, in a collage. The left part displays the "2022 Doak Walker Award" for Bijan Robinson, recognizing his accomplishments on the field, in the classroom, and in the community. The center shows him holding the award in a suit. On the right, he is in his football uniform raising his finger. The text on his uniform says "B. Robins 5".

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