Fandom jokes

Summary of Twilight in one sentence:

Bella hits on two guys, runs away. Edward glances to Jacob saying, "Go Fetch," and suddenly Bella's his.

"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?

Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.

Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.

Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.

I became anti-furry because I don't want Doom Slayer after me.

If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?

Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.

Couldn’t Be Me.

Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?

Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.

What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?

Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.

Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.

You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.

Me: Okay, Papyrus. I'm no Sherlock Bones, but I'd say that Storyspin Sans is the Imposter.

My Countryhumans OC, Sahara, is the daughter of France and Soviet. When people ask why, I tell them it was the gendersnapped version of my parents making me. France (my dad) was drunk and Soviet (my mom) was being horny. Then they judge me, so I judge them with a knife to the chest 47 times.

Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?

Half n' Half hehe.

Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!

Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.

Sorry not sorry -sans

Apex Legends: exists.

Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."

"Are you related to Yoda?"

"Because yo-delicious!"

Stan JoJo Siwa.