Office supplies jokes

I am a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.

Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Please grind me!

I'm a big fan of white boards; they're remarkable.

Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?

You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.

The furniture store keeps calling me back... But all I wanted was that one nightstand.

I got a job as a pencil sharpener. I would tell you about it, but you wouldn't get the point.

I've decided to marry a pencil. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.

Do trees shit?

Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?