Office supplies jokes

I am a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.

Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Please grind me!

I'm a big fan of white boards; they're remarkable.

Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?

Do trees shit?

Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?

I got a job as a pencil sharpener. I would tell you about it, but you wouldn't get the point.

If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.

The furniture store keeps calling me back... But all I wanted was that one nightstand.