Office supplies jokes

I am a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.

Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Please grind me!

I'm a big fan of white boards; they're remarkable.

Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?

Do trees shit?

Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?

I got a job as a pencil sharpener. I would tell you about it, but you wouldn't get the point.

Wow! That whiteboard is remarkable!

I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.