Office supplies jokes
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Please grind me!
I am a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
I'm a big fan of white boards; they're remarkable.
Where do you go if you lost a pencil?
Office Works! They have solved loads of pencil cases.
This isn't a joke, just an American back-to-school list.
1. Pencils
2. Binders
3. Paper
4. Pencil sharpener.
What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?
Some people call them glue sticks, but they're blue sticks.
I just bought two new biro pens.
One is light blue with hints of purple and another is green with hints of white.
They're filled with monster's ink.
What is the leader of the school supplies?
The ruler!
Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.
