Office supplies jokes

I am a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.

Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Please grind me!

I'm a big fan of white boards; they're remarkable.

Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?

I got a job as a pencil sharpener. I would tell you about it, but you wouldn't get the point.

I've decided to marry a pencil. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.

Do trees shit?

Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?

A boss said to his secretary, "I want to have sex with you, but I will make it very fast."

"I'll throw $1,000 on the floor and by the time you bend down to pick it up, I'll be done."

She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said, "Do it but ask him for $2,000. Then pick up the money so fast, he won't even have enough time to undress himself." She agrees.

After half an hour passes, the boyfriend calls the girlfriend and asks, "So what happened?" She responds, "The... bastard.....used.....coins."