Frank: I am named frank because my grandpa lived in Frankfurt during his best years. Finley: I am named Finley because my grandmother was in Finland during her early twenties! Mia: Can we please change the subject?
Why do Orphans hates hide n seek their parents went to play hide n seek for years
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM
Tuesday I was looking at my family tree and two dogs were using it
I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo. He said they want you they’ll come get you.
I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk The dad finally came back with the milk
BlessedBrian’s family reunions must be like a casting call for the ADDAMS FAMILY
Rapeboat has 6 fingers on each hand an 1 big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
What does ur mom say when she is working? Nothing, its rude to talk wit ur mouth full.
My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.
What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes? Family comes first
