Family jokes
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
You're adopted.
Knock knock. Who is there?
I don't know.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
I like chips.
Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?
Because there is no home button.
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
What’s the difference between you and an orphan...
NOTHING!
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.
According to Christianity, Jesus is the son of a GODFATHER.