Family jokes
My mother didn't want me to love my sister. That made me angry. But then, one day I found this quote: "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." Since that day, I fuck my sister hard and my MOM harder!
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
Carys’s mum has chemo.
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant.
Dad: Well, is she already part of the family?
Son: Yes, why?
Dad: Then there’s no need to be worried.
A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain.
The email reads: "Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything [is] prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here!"
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Dad: Ok son, if you fail this test, you're no longer my child, ok?
Son: Ok dad.
AFTER TEST
Dad: Hey son, how'd the test go?
Son: Son?
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Bin Laden's relatives were killed in a plane crash, lol.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
your mom