Family jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
Yo mama so fat, she took both sides of the family.
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.