Family jokes
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Daddy, harder!
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
I'm gay and an orphan.
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
Are you adopted?
No.
I mean, who would want you?
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.