Family jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
I love orphans. They're precious.
Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.
Evan, mom hot?
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
My dad is like a unicorn.
He's never here. :c