Family jokes

Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?

Because they have no home button.

Why do orphans love Christmas?

Because they build a home.

What's orphans favorite game to play?

GTA5 because they want to be wanted!

Why didn't the orphan go home?

Because he didn't have a home.

Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.

Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.

Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.

My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.

What is the definition of clapped?

Ur mum when I am in her bed.

What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?

One didn't go in the closet.

Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.

So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.

The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

Parent: Have you seen your sister?

Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.

Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.

Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.

My grandfather told me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

Kris

Damn this shit!

Megan Thee Stallion: What!

Kris: My mother is a fucker!

The whole world:

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife than you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there?

What’s an orphan's favorite movie?

Home Alone.

Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.