Family jokes
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Memes
Your mom.
Your dad!
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
You're adopted.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.