Family jokes
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."
"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"
I love my family.
Yo mama so nice she...
"Is Mrs. Wall here?"
"No."
"Is Mr. Wall here?"
"No."
"Then what is holding up the walls?"
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
I would tell you a story of my dad... If I knew who he was.