Family jokes
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
The legs are soft and delicious.
How much can you earn in Selkan Toko Na Sinsel? Njpopularnijssa bronia jost. My grandma was already eto nasaba of the other sachan without me. Then you will be satisfied.
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?
Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.
Your kid's so ugly he would make a Happy Meal cry.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.