Family jokes
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
Movies now
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
Who needs parents to be great?
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
Wife: Honey, I’m pregnant. Husband: Hi Pregnant, I’m dad. Wife: No, you’re not.
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣