Family jokes

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?

They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.

Why do orphans like to have sex?

So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."

Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.

Are you adopted?

No.

I mean, who would want you?

Daddy, harder!

What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.

What's the difference between a boomerang and your dad?

Boomerangs come back.

Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.

Why do orphans hate playing baseball?

'Cause they can't get a home run.

I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"

He started crying.

I smacked an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?

One gets picked.

Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually come back.

Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.

Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.

Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.

A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?

It danced its a** off.

White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!

Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?

Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.

Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.