Family jokes
You're adopted.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?
Myla: I went to a restaurant.
Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?
Timmy: I went to a concert.
Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?
Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.
Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.
According to Christianity, Jesus is the son of a GODFATHER.
Memes
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
When an orphan takes a picture, it’s a family portrait.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.