Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
Family Jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama so fat, she took both sides of the family.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
I'm gay and an orphan.
Your dad has a huge PP.
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
