Family jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
Memes
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.