"Yo mama so bad we gotta switch to yo papa."
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.
Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.
My wife is pregnant with a 3-year-old, so I gave her medicine, but now she’s pregnant with a 5-year-old.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.
My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
What is so annoying? A younger sister.
My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.
I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.
"I'M ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS!"
Sisters before misters.
I hope you get better.
I love you.
Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.
And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
Joe Mama!
Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.
