Family jokes
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
His name is "Daddy!" HELP!
I can smell your kids!
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?
A sissy.
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?
To get the ice cream for the grandma.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
Teacher: I am an orphan.
Students: Oof.
Teacher: Is there anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.