Family jokes
Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
my sister thinking she took a good pic lol
My disabled dad went to the grocery store.
He got lost and yet they couldn’t find him.
Finally, he was found after a kid told them he was in the vegetable aisle.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
The greatest bond you will ever have is the one with your conjoined twin.
What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?
"I love you Twoson."
"Son, I found a condom in your room." "Gee, thanks, Grandpa!" "Why are you calling me Grandpa?" "Because I couldn't find it yesterday."
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified.
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.