Family jokes
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
An orphan goes to a doctor.
Doctor: "Sorry, I can't help you."
Orphan: "But why?"
Doctor: "I'm a family doctor."
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
When your little brother hears noise from your room and you're the only one in it.
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.
My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.
If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!