Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
I saw a kid crying, sitting on the sidewalk, and I asked him where his parents were. He then cried even more. God, I love working at the orphanage.