Family jokes
Orphans go on vacation to the ancient pyramid to find a mommy.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
What did the parents name their retarded baby? Dimitri
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?
Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
I hate my stupid wrinkly ring doing f, dad!
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.