What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends he has "family"
I caught my wife cheating on me. I beet my son and grounded him.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common? Both got taken from their parents.
SON: “Mommy, I found Daddy!” MOM: “What did I tell you about digging in the garden?”
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer
What did the orphan want for Christmas.
Parents
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
why cant orphans work a McDonalds ? cause they call their employees family
man: why cant an orphan use Verizon ? kid: why? man: cause they have a family plan kid: oh then i need to switch phone services then man: why kid: im a orphan man: laughs out loud thats tuff ( you can tell the joke shortentd by saying why cant an orphan use Verizon cause they have a family plan)
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
Whats the difference between Vin Diesel and a orphan
Vin Diesel actually has family
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't here there parents.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse? One of them has someone to mourn them.
*Im an orphan. lol
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
