Family

Family jokes

When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?

In the U.K., it's a swear word.

In America, it's a family reunion.

A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."

Want to know how a joke becomes a dad joke? Just wait for it to leave you and never come back.

So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD

How to make an orphan BLEED?

Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.

Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.

Step 3 - Tell them to kys.

Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.

I saw a kid crying, sitting on the sidewalk, and I asked him where his parents were. He then cried even more. God, I love working at the orphanage.

You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus,

"Please send me a sibling!"

Santa Claus wrote him back and said, "Okay, send me your mother!"