Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus,
"Please send me a sibling!"
Santa Claus wrote him back and said, "Okay, send me your mother!"
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
Why canโt orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they donโt have a sister.
There is this little boy, and he gets in the shower with his mom and looks up and says, "Mommy, what are those?"
She replies with, "These are my headlights."
He looks down and says, "Mommy, what's that?" She says, "That's my garage."
So he gets out of the shower and gets in with his dad and looks down and says, "What is that?" The dad says, "This is my snake."
Later that night, he wakes up in the middle of the night and screams, "Mommy, Mommy, turn off your headlights and close your garage. Daddy's snake is trying to get in!"
What do you call Moby Dick's dad?
Papa Boner.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? Thatโs right, heโs at my house, and heโs building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami wonโt let him, so she was walled alive!"