Family

Family Jokes

What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?

They’re both alone but only one is home.

(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”

And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”

You’re so fat,

that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.

Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.