I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan nah jit trippin you thought i had one
Dear Orphans, I have a better orphanage for you, Its my basement :)
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
Why do orphans like emos? Reverse emo and put an "h" in the beginning.
Me: "What are you doing??" Bully: "Where's my nan's urn?!?" Me: "I don't know." Bully: "Tell me!! *says worthless shit*" Me: "Next time you're looking for the urn, don't bother, I smoked her ashes. They were so fucking good. I then used a quarter of them as an exfoliator, cleared my acne and eczema btw!! Then built sandcastles with them, then blew them in your family's face after!"
Don't bully kids.
dad: Johnny Johnny? Johnny: Yes papa dad:Getting women? Johnny:yes papa dad: Telling lies? Johnny:no papa dad:Well your 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common?they both can’t hear their parents
Why can’t an orphan go to family dollar?they don’t have a family
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up u gotta fight the suicide squad
My Father touched me yesterday i called him a priest
An Orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday, i said "Don't you have a family?"
Q:Why is it good being an orphan
A:Because the family sized bag is all theres
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got to violent and now their sister(World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption and the planes were given back to their owners.
Guy asked me what I do for a living. Now I'm not old enough to get a job so I said nothing. He asked me again so I said, "Your wife" The guy goes to slap me but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
like this if you are in foster care
like this if you have ever had a family member die
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product
why do orphan's hate any milk? there dad did not come back for 10 years oh sorry he got lost in the store🤧
My life is so sad it's because your in it.
How do you name an asian child?
Ring the doorbell.
What is a orphans least liked meal family dinner
chris benoit is like an depressed orphan because he killed his family
