Family

Family jokes

What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"

What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?

"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."

Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?

Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.

Why do orphans go to church?

Because they can call someone "father."

Why was the orphan so successful?

Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)

When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;

My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.

Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.

She lets him play anyway and I don't.

Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;

My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.

The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;