Family jokes
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.
I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?
Your eyebrows run away like your dad.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
Guess whose parents didn't survive?
Liv's parents.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
My dad is unlucky.
How did a man know his wife died?
Dishis start piling up.
We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than grandpa.
Me: Wanna play a game?
Sister: Ya, what is it?
Me: Tic tac toe.
Sister:?
Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.
Me: Tic tac toe.
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.
It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.