Family jokes
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."
What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising...
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.
I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?
Your eyebrows run away like your dad.