Hey girl are you an orphan? Oh that’s right I’m your daddy.
My uncle and I have some what of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
People always ask what the secret of our families happiness is. It is simple really. 1 Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week. 2. We all give each other a hand when needed. Last but not least we play twister.
My family is lucky I was born so smart, every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
Oh brother.
Last Christmas was awesome, the whole family came.
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his Grandmothers nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still waring them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.
You dad has a huge PP.
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry. Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
My mom bought me a car and she called me an ungrateful b**ch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time
What's it called when a orphan calls 911 Operater h Hello is your family okay Orphan I'm an orphan Operater *bruh*
What is it called when a orphanes goes on vacation Answer: He's Making Family memories
the biggest inconvenience in 2001 i thought was my brother turns out it was 9/11 i guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was aluh aluckbar
What are orphans least favorite movie
The promised never land
Some locked me out of my house today.... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore
OK son", he says. It's as easy as counting to 5.
1. Pull down your pants. 2. Pull back your foreskin. 3. Pee in the toilet. 4. Put your foreskin back. 5. Pull up your pants.
From then on, every time the boy goes to the toilet, he counts from 1 to 5. One day, the father noticed his son was taking quite some time in the toilet. He went to check on him and overheard his son saying "2,4,2,4,2,4,2,4".
whats the diffrence between an apple and an orphan? one actually gets picked
My dad went to go get milk, he came back 7 years later and we had to send him back because he got the wrong milk
