Family jokes
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
Your mom!
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
You know what’s traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help!
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
Yo, everyone! My sis is pregnant, and I’m gonna be a dad!
What movie do all orphans find relatable?
Spiderman: No Way Home.