My mother was so sad after my grandpa's death, she went into the bathroom with my uncle, and I could hear their moans of sorrow. She then surprised me later on, saying that she was pregnant.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby. They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
What’s the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes? Because there fun for the whole family to hear.
Have you watched the the show Naked and Afraid? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
So she could have someone to call daddy.
I saw a news ad on tv about a dad coming home after getting milk i said "ive never seen that one before"
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this this is Dave from the Orphanage, you make em we take em, how may I be of service?
What's moby dick's dads name( Papa Boner)
me an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes* some person: stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain me an orphan: that the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
What do you call an orphan family photo
A selfie
so imagine bulling an orphan so bad they cry and then you say "what are you gonna do tell your parents?"
What did the mother say to Micheal J o. The beach? Excuse me sir but you're in my son
Lil Jimmy:hey doc Doctor:hi sorry but I can’t see u any more Lil Jimmy:why Doctor: because Lil Jimmy I’m a family doctor your an orphan Lil Jimmy:👁👄👁🖕
why do orphans hate school no field trips parent signature_____________
why do orphans hate Fridays? family movie night
why do orphans want to be dogs?
because they want their own bed and food
what makes a child an orphan?
their parents left the for good :D
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
