Family jokes
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
I will always remember my grandpa's last words after robbing a bank: "Oh, shit! The pigs are catching up!" But the cops did not kill him; he drove full speed off a cliff.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
I was happy to find I could get a passing grade in all my subjects if I had sex with my teacher, until I remembered I'm home schooled.
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
Little Johnny's dad was drunk and told him to grow up, and he said, "STFU, you need to be young, you big-ass bitch!"
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
My dad's the oldest, and when he was young, he shot my grandpa's balls off, but I thought about it. How does my dad have younger brothers?
I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone.
I was at my grandpa's this weekend and I sent my online girlfriend nudes, and when I sent them, my grandpa's phone went off, so he went on his phone, then my girlfriend replied.
The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.
Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.
My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.