Family jokes
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
Minivan (DYM 138).
Ok, here's a story about the church.
There were two parents, then they had a baby. Then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his forehead. Guess he was big headed. Sorry if this offends anyone or makes this joke bad since I keep writing this.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
What does a lesbian call the other during sex?
Mummy.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Yo mama fat as fuck.
Why did the orphan commit a bank robbery?
So he could be wanted.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.