Family jokes
What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
What does a lesbian call the other during sex?
Mummy.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Yo mama fat as fuck.
Why did the orphan commit a bank robbery?
So he could be wanted.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
My friend said having sex is a lot like your first football game.
You're bloody and bruised, but at least your dad was there.
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.
Cousin: Hey, is that an octopus?
Me: Yes, what, it is just an octopus.
Cousin: Oh yeah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Octopus touch me!
Me: What, it is just one..... ummmmm dad cousin d[id].
According to Christianity, Jesus is the son of a GODFATHER.
💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1
Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.
Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)
Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.
Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)
Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.
Mom: But what he did was wrong.
Girl: I know.
(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)
Mom: Is that ur dad.
Girl: Yes Mom
Comment Part 2
I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.
Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.
Me: Wait, what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Son, what is 1 plus 1?
Dad, I don't know.
Son, it is 2.
Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.
Me: I want a PS5.
Dad: Alright, I will say no.
Your mom is so ugly. When she goes to the dentist, they make her face down.