Family jokes
Suck your mum's bum.
I hate this. Everybody knows it's how I roll, if you jump into my van you get a Tootsie Roll. My uncle said this...
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.
My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower? One of them gets picked.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they want to feel wanted.
You know if you go to Wal-Mart, and go to the milk section, you might just find your dads.
If mistakes make people human, then your parents must have been alligators before you were born.
I would tell a dad joke, but it already left me.
You're adopted.
Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?
Because there is no home button.
A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."
There was a kid at school. He was reading a book and he came across a phrase. It was "purple pation." He went to his teacher and asked what it meant. His teacher said, "What the actual hell? Get the hell out of my class and go to the principal's office!" The principal said, "It's okay, it was probably a mistake. I will clean this all up. In the meantime, what's the phrase?" He says, "Purple pation." His principal stares at him for about 3 seconds, then says, "Get the hell out of my school. You are expelled!" He ran 7 miles to his dad's office crying all the way. He went to his dad and explained how his teacher kicked him out of the class and the principal expelled him. His dad said, "Calm down, I will clean this all up," and he said, "That's what the principal said. He said, 'I will clean it up'." He said, "OK, the phrase is 'purple pation'." His dad said, "I hate you, get out of my office. I don't want to see you again." He ran down crying to his house. He explained what happened. His mom said the same thing as everyone else, so he explains the phrase. His mom kicks him out of the house, and he ran down to the park crying. An old lady said, "What's wrong?" He explained what's happening. Then she says, "Well, what's the phrase?" He says, "Purple pation." The old lady said, "See that house across the street? That's my house. Come over in about 30 min and I will explain." He says, "Thank you." It was the longest 30 min of his life. He sprints across the street and gets hit by a bus.
Sorry guys ;)
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother.
My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
I see you.