Family jokes
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Why did mommy disappear? The dad: Well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!
"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"
I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.
I still remember my grandpa's last words: "Turn the lawn mower off!"
What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.