Family jokes
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
My stepsister is a big titty goth. Should I tap that?
My uncle was a priest.
He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
"Where are you? I need to throw you out because Mum said to take out the trash."
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
If an orphan was an animal, it would be an owl because they don't know "WHOOO" their parents are.
What do Nemo and my dad have in common?
They both can't be found.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.