Family jokes
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.
Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
Coworker: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Coworker: Not your parents.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
You're more uglier.
A kid called Chris:
:orphan
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.