Family jokes
I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!
I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.
I saw my sister sucking a big toe.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Little Johnny is my son, and he got hit by a semi-truck owned by a Russian. Now I am on my way on a nuclear submarine with a Burger King Whopper to Moscow, then take revenge for little Johnny!
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
So, when I'm about to take a shower, my mom says, "Take a shower." When I'm about to take out the trash, my mom says, "Take out the trash."
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.