Family jokes
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
So, when I'm about to take a shower, my mom says, "Take a shower." When I'm about to take out the trash, my mom says, "Take out the trash."
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
Why does my brother have no mom?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"