Family jokes
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
I'm an orphan, so kidnap me.
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
Crispy, Juicy, Tender, I just put my new-born son in a blender.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?