New Family Jokes - Page 118 - Worst Jokes Ever

Repeat after me...

Me: "You have a weird style."

Mom: "You have a weird style."

Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*

What do orphans eat for breakfast?

Daddy-O's.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

Because there was a dad on the other side.

Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?

What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?

When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.

Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.

What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?

I actually come back with the milk.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

One's actually picked.

Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD

Someone walks up to his dad and says, "Dad, what’s the difference between potentiality and reality?" Soo ok, the dad says to the son, "Go ask your mother, sister, and your brother if they’d sleep with the postman for $1,000,000." So the son comes back 5 minutes later and said, "Dad, they all said they would sleep with the postman." So, son, potentially, we have a million dollars, but in reality, we have two sluts and a gay one."

So here’s this funny story, and it’s true.

So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again, I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”