Family jokes
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
Guys stop before I tell my parents!
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.