Family jokes
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
Guys stop before I tell my parents!
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
Your Nan is dead.
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.
Why can orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?
Little Johnny: "Your wife."
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.