Family

Family jokes

Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?

'Cause they need a parent's signature.

Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"

Orphan: What are you doing tonight?

Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.

My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.

Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"