Family jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
What’s the difference between criminals and orphans?
Only one is wanted.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
My elderly relatives like to tease me at weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"..
They soon stopped though, when I started to do the same to them at funerals.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
I made an orphan website. It does not have a home page.
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
Did you know Helen Keller had a sister?
Neither did she.
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
Kid: Mom! You lied to me!
Mom: When?
Kid: You told me that my little brother was an Angel!
Mom: Sooo?
Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony?
Mom: WHAT!!!??!!
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."