Family jokes
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
What’s the difference between criminals and orphans?
Only one is wanted.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
My elderly relatives like to tease me at weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"..
They soon stopped though, when I started to do the same to them at funerals.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
I made an orphan website. It does not have a home page.