Family jokes
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
You're so ugly, when a pig saw you, it thought that you were their family member.
I made a website for an orphan.
It had no homepage.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.
Beans, your mum is fat!
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.