Family jokes
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
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What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
How did the orphan become famous?
By "go[ing] big or go[ing] home."
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
Just ask your dad.
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.