Family jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Little Jonny fucked his mum.
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.