Family

Family jokes

I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.

My mom loves balls.

But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.

I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.

Btw, it's a joke lol.

So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.

My dad starts laughing at me.

Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”

Me: “Why dad?”

Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”

How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?

When it leaves you and never comes back.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

They both can't see their parents.

Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.

What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?

The chicken is actually used for something.

(There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)

Baby: Wait for me!

(Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)

(He squishes the child.)

Father: Ketchup!