Family jokes
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was 5.
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
One time I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage!
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
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What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
How did the orphan become famous?
By "go[ing] big or go[ing] home."
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.