Whats the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk
Little Johnny and his mom were sitting in church one day when suddenly Johnny said, "Mom, I think I'm gonna throw up!"
Then his mom said, "Go across the field and into the bushes, hopefully no one will see you there."
Johnny comes back a minute later, and his mom asks, "Did you make it?" Then Johnny said, "No, but there was a box by the door that SAID 'For The Sick!'"
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
A orphan came out the closet to there parents as gay. Oh wait. Continue.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
Crispy, Juicy, Tender, I just put my new-born son in a blender.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
POV: Your mum is a bomber.
