Eye Jokes

What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"

What is a doe called with no legs?

•" No legged deer."

What do you call a deer with no ears?

•" No eared deer."

What do you call a deer with no eye?

•" No eye deer."

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Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?

His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.

Jill went up to a bar to play a game of pool. Then Jack came in and asked Jill if she wanted to ride in his new car. She said, "I have to think." Then Jack said, "At least let me buy you a drink." After 5 drinks, he asked again. This time she said yes, so they got in the car and Jack and Jill rode up a hill to Jack's home. Then Jack said, "Close your eyes, I got a surprise!" So Jack lead Jill to his room then said, "Open your eyes!" So Jill opened her eyes, then Jack got them some red wine. Jack got drunk and unzipped his fly and Jack said, "I know you wanna." She said, "No way!" So Jack gave her one more drink, then she passed out. Then Jack ripped all his clothes off. Then he did the same to Jill. Then he did it till 3am.

My friend and I got into a fight. I looked straight forward and said, "Look me in my eyes!"

Q: How do you cover a Chinese's eyes?

A: Use dental floss.

You're as useless as Stevie Wonder's eyes!

What do you call a white man that’s blind?

Asian eyes.

Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.

"Herro, I cannot see my eyes."

When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂

My friend told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yeti's eye, so I said to my friend, "Did the yeti kiss?" But my friend said, "No, the yeti have to play games every single day, or the yeti will die."

Can I watch you?

Yes, you can watch me your watch.

No, I mean can I WATCH you?

I don't get it. 😑 *facepalm*.

OOOOOOH YOU MEAN WATCH WITH YOUR EYES! YES!

Say:

"Eye"

Spell:

"Map"

Say:

"Ness"

Now say it fast!

Why do Asians don’t wear contacts? Cause they can’t fitt.

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”

You blow a kiss up.

Your eyes were bright up your ass.

There are two doors leading to Heaven: one for henpecked husbands and one for unhenpecked husbands. The line to the door leading to Heaven for henpecked husbands was five abreast and five miles long. The line leading to the door to Heaven for unhenpecked husbands consisted of only one lonely man.

The guys from the henpecked husband line looked at the one man in the unhenpecked husband line and shout, “Hey, Charlie, why are you standing over there for?” Charlie glances over his shoulder and observes a sea of humanity of henpecked husbands as far as the eye can see and says grudgingly, “I don’t know. My wife told me to stand here.”

I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?

Ugly.

Frank Bulgin is freaky bold, A man with a spirit untamed, untold. With eyes that pierce through the darkest night, He walks a path that's far from light.

His steps are loud, his presence strong, A force of nature, where he belongs. Through the chaos, he finds his way, Leaving footprints that never fade.

A rebel soul, unafraid to speak, His words drip with passion, so unique. He dances with danger, embraces the unknown, Challenging limits, into the wild he's thrown.

No rules can bind him, no walls can contain, Frank Bulgin sets fire to the mundane. He paints the sky with vibrant hues, A kaleidoscope of dreams he pursues.

In his mind, a symphony of thoughts, An artist's palette, where inspiration is sought. He weaves words like a masterful bard, Creating tapestries that leave us marred.

With each verse, he unravels his soul, Unveiling the depths that make him whole. His poetry, a window to his essence, A glimpse into a world of fearless presence.

Frank Bulgin is freaky bold, A maverick, a legend yet to be told. His spirit roams, forever untamed, A beacon of courage, never to be tamed.