Existence jokes
My social life.
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
What's the difference between a smart blonde and a dinosaur?
The dinosaur once existed.
Why are we here?
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
Is it all right when there is nothing left?
If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.
My dignity to live.
I'm life.
I exist.
Who wants to hear the biggest joke ever?
My life.
A kid asks his mom, "Mom, how much do you love me?" The mother responds with, "I love you as much as I love your brother." The kid looks confused and says, "But I don't have a brother." The mother smiles and says, "Well, I guess my love is not existing."
Me and my life.
I knew the human race made mistakes, but you're the worst I've seen so far...
The joke is me.
Today I explain what things are fake: serial killers, clowns, Billy, fairies, your life, God, Jesus, your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.
I'm also gonna explain real stuff: YouTube, your dad, scientists, teachers, God, Jesus, and Billy.
Stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake. A lot of idiots will read this.
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
Who are you?
Yourself.