What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
Existence Jokes
Is it all right when there is nothing left?
If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.
My dignity to live.
I'm life.
I exist.
Who wants to hear the biggest joke ever?
My life.
A kid asks his mom, "Mom, how much do you love me?" The mother responds with, "I love you as much as I love your brother." The kid looks confused and says, "But I don't have a brother." The mother smiles and says, "Well, I guess my love is not existing."
Me and my life.
I knew the human race made mistakes, but you're the worst I've seen so far...
The joke is me.
Today I explain what things are fake: serial killers, clowns, Billy, fairies, your life, God, Jesus, your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.
I'm also gonna explain real stuff: YouTube, your dad, scientists, teachers, God, Jesus, and Billy.
Stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake. A lot of idiots will read this.
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
Who are you?
Yourself.
My girlfriend is like Toys R Us.
She does not exist.
My life, haha, so funny!
JOKES
1. my life 2. pat as a cat.
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
My life...
If you read this, your life is a joke.
