Existence jokes
Want to hear a joke? It's called life.
Everything.
Jesus Christ does exist, he does, and he is the son of God... a God that doesn't exist XD
A joke: my life, hahahahaha! Wait, it's not funny.
Your life is the joke.
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
My social life.
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
What's the difference between a smart blonde and a dinosaur?
The dinosaur once existed.
Why are we here?
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
Is it all right when there is nothing left?
If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.
My dignity to live.
I'm life.
I exist.
Who wants to hear the biggest joke ever?
My life.
A kid asks his mom, "Mom, how much do you love me?" The mother responds with, "I love you as much as I love your brother." The kid looks confused and says, "But I don't have a brother." The mother smiles and says, "Well, I guess my love is not existing."