Existence jokes
Your life. That's all.
My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.
I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.
The joke is my life.
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
Life's like a dick. Women make it hard for no reason.
Must. Escape. Meme.
Existence is what meme stands for for some haters.
Me. I am the worst joke ever.
Dumb kid: What does homework mean?
Teacher: J0K35? (J0K35 is me btw) can you explain to DK what homework means, please?
Me:
"Half Of My Existence Wasted On Random Knowledge"
Worried I am dead.
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:
My life is like a broken pencil, it's pointless.
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
Me and my friend's life story on a daily basis.
Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?
Because it’s only bad when white people do it.
Adriano loves life.
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
Don't say your life is a joke because jokes have meaning.
People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.
Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."
Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."
Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."