Exaggeration jokes
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
You're so ugly that I choked and died.
Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."
Your forehead's so big that you dream in 4k.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Your forehead is so large, if I drew an H on it, maybe Kobe could've landed.
Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her and she was on both sides of it.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"
Yo mama so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.
10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause that’s where most accidents happen?
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.
12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.