Exaggeration jokes

What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?

They both lie over little boys ๐Ÿ˜‚

Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."

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  • Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.

    I know it's bad, sorry.

    Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!

    Yo mama so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh*t out of the toilet.

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