Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her and she was on both sides of it.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"
Yo mama so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.
10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause that’s where most accidents happen?
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.
12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.
Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
You're so ugly that everytime you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?
My sister wearing all the world's makeup.
Sister: Just a little.
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.
Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.
All these jokes make me laugh to death 💀.
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
