Exaggeration jokes

Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.

Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.

All these jokes make me laugh to death 💀.

Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.

Me: I named my dog Five Miles so I can tell people I walk five miles every day.

Old man: I ran over five miles today.

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."

Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.

I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.

Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"

Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.

Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack.

Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.

Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.

Your forehead is so big, Mastermind got jealous.

Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said "Let there be Light!" he told your mama to move out of the way!

Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!

Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.

Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!

Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.

Your mama is so fat, One Punch Man had to punch twice.