Exaggeration jokes

Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.

You're so ugly that everytime you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."

Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.

Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?

My sister wearing all the world's makeup.

Sister: Just a little.

Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.

Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.

All these jokes make me laugh to death 💀.

Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.

Me: I named my dog Five Miles so I can tell people I walk five miles every day.

Old man: I ran over five miles today.

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."

Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.

I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.

Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"

Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.

Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack.

Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.

Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.

Your forehead is so big, Mastermind got jealous.