Evil jokes
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren鈥檛.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 馃槨馃が馃枙馃徎馃枙馃徏馃枙馃徑馃枙馃従馃枙馃徔
I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.
God: ok, what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls?
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
How do you know you are blessed by God?
You don鈥檛 laugh at, make light of, or enjoy the evils and suffering people are inflicting on themselves and upon each other.
I'd say you were the spawn of Satan, but that would be an insult to Satan.
A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins. The doctor said but the lady was like,
"Ugh, why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl, not a boy, just a girl!"
The lady passed out 馃樀 and then found out she was in a coma. The man who was in labor died. The two babies got a nanny, an evil one. The nanny killed the babies on their first birthday.
My granddad killed Hitler.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
Bowser ordered his Goomba guards to arrest me because I wrote graffiti on the walls saying "The Koopalings are evil!" "Kill the Koopalings!" and "Down with the Koopalings!"
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
Ever heard of a reverse exorcism? It鈥檚 when the Devil tells the priest to exit the child鈥檚 body.
What is a reverse exorcism?
It鈥檚 when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child鈥檚 body.
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
What鈥檚 the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
Do you want to be in Heaven with Jesus, our savior, or be on Earth with bad things?
[God creating a jellyfish]
God: How about an evil bag?
My friend just told me about reverse exorcisms.
In these, the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.