Evil jokes
A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins. The doctor said but the lady was like,
"Ugh, why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl, not a boy, just a girl!"
The lady passed out 😵 and then found out she was in a coma. The man who was in labor died. The two babies got a nanny, an evil one. The nanny killed the babies on their first birthday.
Why does Satan worship himself?
Jesus told him to worship God.
So uh, I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush, and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste, and uh, he is constipated now. I AM EVIL :3
What's the opposite of an exorcism?
When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
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What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
Myrtle Beach has a clear blue sky and sunny weather, a pleasant place to visit as a family. Don't you think they are not evil creatures, and do you think they have them?
"No, there are no ghosts or evil creatures." You can say that, but don't be surprised when Gina Claw Scare comes for you, aka GCS for short. Gina Claw Scare was born in North Carolina in August 1991. She died in 2000. No, that's not real. WRONG. Gina's real name was Gina Clawien Scaren. Yes, that's why her name is Gina Claw Scare. Why did she die? I know, right? She died from a curse from her bad companions. We never knew their names. The curse sent her down a dark path, demons and hate comments from people on Instagram, Facebook, and the worst jokes on the site.
Gina Claw Scare loved fire, which means she was a pyromaniac. She would rise from the grave in which she was buried. Did what? Stop, for real this time!
They buried her on a lawn in the forest that caught fire. "HARSH MAN!" I know, right? She rises from that grave, she comes for the people who call her by name four times. Then she beat the drums and set your house on fire! A fire so harmful that you can feel hurt, friends. You can hear everyone's screaming, and then become like her. Never say her name. NEVER.
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.
P.l.a.n.e.
Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?
Who was the first anesthesiologist? Hitler.
What is the difference between Jesus and the devil?
When the devil came to Earth, he was the one with the nail gun.
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
If Huggy and Kissy ever had a kid, they would have a good lunch. *evil laugh* 😈
I'm evilest-evil man.
"Yes, you are," scared guy.
No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!
Do you want to be in Heaven with Jesus, our savior, or be on Earth with bad things?
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
Yo mama is so ugly that Satan started going to church!
How do you know you are blessed by God?
You don’t laugh at, make light of, or enjoy the evils and suffering people are inflicting on themselves and upon each other.