Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
[God creating a jellyfish]
God: How about an evil bag?
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
Satan and the devil are alter egos.
What is a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child’s body.
Ever heard of a reverse exorcism? It’s when the Devil tells the priest to exit the child’s body.
Angel: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Satan: Could you like FUCK OFF FOR ONE MINUTE?
My friend just told me about reverse exorcisms.
In these, the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled egg.
A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person, but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
If Satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.
Being a man that is poor really isn't that bad as long as you are involved in the world's oldest profession and you are well-endowed and you are not homophobic and as long as you can suck the chrome off a tailpipe then you have nothing to worry about if you are desperate enough to pay your bills.
Lack of money is the root of all evil. 😊
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
God = what I hope to be.
Devil = what I can't accept.
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.
A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins. The doctor said but the lady was like,
"Ugh, why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl, not a boy, just a girl!"
The lady passed out 😵 and then found out she was in a coma. The man who was in labor died. The two babies got a nanny, an evil one. The nanny killed the babies on their first birthday.
Why does Satan worship himself?
Jesus told him to worship God.
