Evil jokes
What’s a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
God: ok, what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls?
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
[God creating a jellyfish]
God: How about an evil bag?
oh goody
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
Satan and the devil are alter egos.
What is a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child’s body.
Ever heard of a reverse exorcism? It’s when the Devil tells the priest to exit the child’s body.
Angel: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Satan: Could you like FUCK OFF FOR ONE MINUTE?
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled egg.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person, but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child.
My friend just told me about reverse exorcisms.
In these, the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
If Satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.
Being a man that is poor really isn't that bad as long as you are involved in the world's oldest profession and you are well-endowed and you are not homophobic and as long as you can suck the chrome off a tailpipe then you have nothing to worry about if you are desperate enough to pay your bills.
Lack of money is the root of all evil. 😊
God = what I hope to be.
Devil = what I can't accept.
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!