Yo Mamas so fat, that everytime she goes on a elevator it goes down
Everytime a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol
Your mama smells so bad. Everytime she goes outside. She gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly everytime she looks out a window she gets arrested for mooning.
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels she strikes oil. When she sits around the house she really sits around the house. Everytime she turns around it's her birthday.
if i had a dime for everytime the australian president shat himself in a mcdonalds, i would have one dime, which is not alot but its weird that it happened
everytime i make a 9/11 joke, it bombs
yo mama so fat everytime she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
Like if u cry everytime.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because everytime they take a corner they open up a shop
why dont pakis play football, everytime they get a corner they build a shop
A man died and went to heaven, everytime you cheat you get a worse car, the first man cheated 5 times he got a jeep, the second man cheat 3 times he got a BMW, the third man never cheated he got a Lamborghini, the second man saw the third man sad he said "why are you sad" the third man said "I saw my wife with a scooter".
A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he sees an angel standing in the center of a room, surrounded by clocks. The man goes over to the angel and says, "What are these clocks for?" The angel looks at him. "These are lie clocks," the angel says, "everytime someone lies, it ticks once, Mother Terresa never lied, so hers is at noon, and Honest Abe only lied twice." The man asks, " Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" The angel smiles, then points up at the fan.
Everytime i tell a 911 joke, it bombs
i swear everytime i walk past a guy they stare at my ass i always keep wondering why it hurts so much
SHOUT OUT TO ENTITY...WELCOME TO HELL everytime I see your icon I vomit lol get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help...
Why are orphans so sad?
Because everytime they swallow, they think... you should have mom
Every body loves guns! Everytime I show them mine, they give me free stuff.
Why’s bbc called bbc?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger everytime he says n-
me as a 5-year-old: how do you relate to the twin towers friend : what me: everytime I thing of them I feel sad
