your forehead so big everytime u shout your forehead starts pulsing
Every body loves guns! Everytime I show them mine, they give me free stuff.
Everytime i tell a 911 joke, it bombs
You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: 'sorry for your weight' instead of 'sorry for the wait'
Why’s bbc called bbc?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger everytime he says n-
me as a 5-year-old: how do you relate to the twin towers friend : what me: everytime I thing of them I feel sad
My 3 year old sister kept saying i like your cut g everytime she does i dodge and close my eyes but she's the one who always end up running
Like if u cry everytime.
A man died and went to heaven, everytime you cheat you get a worse car, the first man cheated 5 times he got a jeep, the second man cheat 3 times he got a BMW, the third man never cheated he got a Lamborghini, the second man saw the third man sad he said "why are you sad" the third man said "I saw my wife with a scooter".
Everytime a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol
what kind of shit does a ghost take everytime? a spooky dookie
Why is the cheetah so bad at hide n seek ? Because Everytime she hides she will always spotted
Yo Mamas so fat, that everytime she goes on a elevator it goes down
your so dumb that Everytime you use the bathroom you use your shoe to wipe your ass
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because everytime they take a corner they open up a shop
Why are orphans so sad?
Because everytime they swallow, they think... you should have mom
everytime i make a 9/11 joke, it bombs
A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he sees an angel standing in the center of a room, surrounded by clocks. The man goes over to the angel and says, "What are these clocks for?" The angel looks at him. "These are lie clocks," the angel says, "everytime someone lies, it ticks once, Mother Terresa never lied, so hers is at noon, and Honest Abe only lied twice." The man asks, " Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" The angel smiles, then points up at the fan.
Your mama smells so bad. Everytime she goes outside. She gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly everytime she looks out a window she gets arrested for mooning.
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels she strikes oil. When she sits around the house she really sits around the house. Everytime she turns around it's her birthday.
