Everytime jokes

It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.

But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?

Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.

"Like if u cry everytime."

Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.

If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.

Sometimes I just wake up in the morning and think, "Damn, better luck next time!"

Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)

Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.

Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!

Sometimes I just wake up in the morning, and think, "Well, better luck next time."

Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.

Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.