Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.
Everything Jokes
So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.
Dirty bastards.
Girls Are Yummy Stupid
Are Really Erectable
Tasty Honey Ejaculable
Booty Everything Sucking Titties
Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up!
The Trump cocktail. Take a large glass and fill it with an ounce of everything behind the bar. Top it with whipped cream and a cherry. Now for the hard part: finding a Mexican to pay for it.
The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out; everything moves backwards.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. What a waste of thyme.
I only believe in 12.5% of everything the Bible says.
Which makes me an eighth-theist.
I don't trust atoms.
They make up everything.
What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?
"Wait, I can explain everything!"
