So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.
Dirty bastards.
Girls Are Yummy Stupid
Are Really Erectable
Tasty Honey Ejaculable
Booty Everything Sucking Titties
Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out; everything moves backwards.