Everything

Everything Jokes

The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

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I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. -- What a waste of thyme.

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What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

"Wait, I can explain everything!"