so i walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff and no one ever told me you cant put put phones in the bathtub
What was the scariest thing Helen Keller ever read? The waffle iron.
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever bc is obscene or offensive, it’s just a bad joke) Why can’t u hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because their dead
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no-body to go with.
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday.
He said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit
As a straight son one day I ask my mom have your ever quit in something that you did before. My mom said no I never quit in anything. So ask my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said what did I say quitters are for spitters.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands.
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
The most unfunniest joke ever made
My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer. I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.
ever wonder why pride month is so hot? it's j a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...
If you ever think no one cares about you?
Kill someone, than the news will.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they.
